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(neniu temo) [jun. 10-a, 2008|09:19 pm]
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I figured out today that I have to eat every three hours. I can eat about a plate of food at a time. How annoying.
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(neniu temo) [maj. 2-a, 2008|02:37 am]
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Found on www.fstdt.com (Fundies say the darndest things) - I put my favorite part in bold, and italicized its many exemplars.

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This country was founded on GOD.If you people do not like our GOD then go to some place out of the USA.#1 Are national motto is in GOD WE TRUST.If you have other religion,s keep then to your self .For we do not push are GOD on you (<--sentence fragment).So do not try to change us!!WE have also # 2 the national anthen #3the the plerge of allegiance #4 the preamble to the constitution of tht states #5 the declaration of independence #6 the mayflower compact #7 writings;speeches,documents and proclamations of the founding fathers and the presidents of the United States. #8 Published decision of the United States Supreme court.#9 Acts of the United States Congress. Our country speaks english Why in the hell do we half to push 1 if we speek english?? Are fore fathers had to Learn english and the laws of our free country. Then anyone coming into are country to live free should become a US citizen,s As long as they go about it the right way. IT cost us lots of tax dollars to make signs in other language and print up papers. Our goverment needs to wake up and do it like it was done in the 1800's. That would be the fair way.

blackbear, courierpress [Comments (44)] [2008-May-02]

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My linguist senses are tingling!
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(neniu temo) [mar. 17-a, 2008|08:47 am]
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I found this comment in the discussion page for the Wikipedia article the future:

The FutRE

Look peeps. The future will have robot cars and everyone will be outitted wit jetpacks. I saw this in a dream. I think there should be mention of this in the article. If you need further info, wait for tommorow morning, I migt dream about it again. Please put my name in it so i can be popular in the future. Dont be afraid to spice it up and make it more interesting if you want.

Listen This AIN'T nO jOKE..wHAT IF WE R REPEATIN THE SAME THINGS OVA AND OVA..I'M SORRY BUT I'M TIRED OF GOIN ROUND AND ROUND...YOU WILL SEE ME IN THE FUTURE...TRYIN 2 RUN 4 PRESIDENT..IF HILLARY DON'T (WIN)....CAUSE SHE WILL;)...FOOD 4 THOUGHT U DO THE DISHES

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(neniu temo) [mar. 3-a, 2008|09:55 pm]
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I had a lucid dream last night. All I really remember is becoming aware that I was asleep. Then I felt a vibration all throughout my body, and I started to lift up... then I woke up. Damn it.

I'll get out next time.
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(neniu temo) [feb. 27-a, 2008|09:39 am]
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Wo wird eine Tür zugemacht, eine andere Tür wird geöffnet.
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(neniu temo) [dec. 15-a, 2007|07:46 pm]
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I just had an interesting idea for a study in language formation. You isolate a group of 10 monoglots whose native languages do not have a common ancestor (i.e. are not from the same language family). The  object is to see if and how they would find  a means to communicate with each other, as well as what forms that language would take.

I wonder if that's already been done with verbal language. I bet what would happen is the most assertive individual would impose their language on the other subjects, rather than the group creating a pidgin from the 10 source inventories. I know Nicaraguan sign language is an interesting example of something similar, but I'm mostly interesting in verbal language.
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(neniu temo) [dec. 4-a, 2007|11:01 pm]
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I've discovered how to have multiple orgasms!

Details: I read about this on the internet, and it really works! You know the muscle you use to stop pissing mid-stream? Well when you are about to ejaculate, just keep that muscle flexed until your orgasm is over. You will probably ejaculate a little, but you can maintain your erection afterwards, and have more orgasms to boot.

Ladies, tell your menz!
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Jonny Carson's cute bird [nov. 28-a, 2007|11:02 pm]
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(neniu temo) [nov. 21-a, 2007|08:33 am]
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I just watched Das Boot. What a buzz kill. 
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(neniu temo) [nov. 19-a, 2007|11:30 am]
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How big is a googolplex?

One googol is greater than the number of elementary particles in the known universe, which has been variously estimated from 1079 up to 1085. Since a googolplex is one followed by a googol zeroes, it would not be possible to write down or store a googolplex in decimal notation, even if all the matter in the known universe were converted into paper and ink or disk drives.

Thinking of this another way, consider printing the digits of a googolplex in unreadable, 1-point font. TeX 1pt font is .3514598mm per digit, which means it would take about 3.5×1096 meters to write in one point font. The known universe is estimated at 7.4×1026 meters in diameter, which means the distance to write the digits would be about 4.7×1069 times the diameter of the known universe. The time it would take to write such a number also renders the task implausible: if a person can write two digits per second, it would take around 1.1×1082 times several billion years to write down a googolplex.

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(neniu temo) [nov. 17-a, 2007|02:06 am]
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Thanks to all my great friends that hung out with me at my party. I had a great time and I hope you did too.

Special thanks to Anita and Josh
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(neniu temo) [nov. 4-a, 2007|04:56 pm]
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From Found Magazine. That fucking word!
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(neniu temo) [okt. 2-a, 2007|09:05 am]
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This game makes me feel like Spiderman
 That is to say, It makes me chafe like I'm wearing a spandex singlet

http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/double-wires/
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(neniu temo) [okt. 2-a, 2007|07:58 am]
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Found this at FSTDT.com

"[on the sunject of a Bible printing company]

Yes, that is a great company. I bought one of their large print version (old eyes... what can I say?).

The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don't think that's right. We know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English.

It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English."


DUMB! The new testament wasn't even translated into English for 1400 years. This is what you get from willful ignorance.
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(neniu temo) [aŭg. 20-a, 2007|07:48 pm]
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I'm really happy with the way my housewarming went. Everyone I wanted to come showed up, and they all brought TONS of food. Annel and Josh both brought their Huqqa, and then I was gifted with my own huqqa by Tandy, Dan and Anita. I was so psyched! I am enjoying some yummy strawberry tobacco right now. Maeve (the couchsurfer from Ireland that was visiting) was courteous enough to do my dishes the next morning. I'm filled with joy.

I am thinking about hosting a huqqa party at my place. Maybe right before school starts. We could all bring cookies and maybe I could buy and eighth to share with everyone. I can think of certain people that would enjoy that.

People have been saying I talk a lot lately. I know it's true, and I wish I could stop because loudmouths really annoy me. It's just that I get really uncomfortable if there is a break in conversation.  erfully generous gift of my own
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(neniu temo) [aŭg. 18-a, 2007|10:08 am]
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The Germans took off this morning for LA, so no more European guys in standing on my fire escape in their tiny briefs. Tonight I've got an Irish girl coming in for the weekend, who will possibly be attending the housewarming tomorrow. I'm pretty psyched about this party. I've got over a dozen RSVPs, so if all these people actually do show up we might end up moving things down to Edinburgh. I'm gonna make Fondue and maybe a fruit salad too.
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(neniu temo) [aŭg. 16-a, 2007|08:55 am]
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So now that I've got my house fully furnished I will be hosting travelers from couchsurfing.com all this week. I am currently housing two brothers from Germany who are making their way through the west coast. They are very polite and professional, and in that very German way their English is flawless. Last night I took them to Ozone, which was an adventure since they had never had Thai food before. They didn't have much of a palate for spicy food, but they seemed to enjoy it anyway.  They also paid for my meal, which was nice.

Over the weekend I am hosting a girl from Ireland, who I think is in for Burning Man. She's going to be coming to the housewarming. I'm a little worried that this party is going to get too crowded. A lot of people seem to be bringing their friends. Hope there is enough room.
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(neniu temo) [aŭg. 11-a, 2007|09:22 am]
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Frog Jumping: The height of American cultural tradition.

What boggles my mind is how big a crowd this event is drawing.
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(neniu temo) [aŭg. 11-a, 2007|12:00 am]
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I am trying to watch Art School Confidential, but it's pretty painful. Half of me wonders if the guy who wrote the script has ever been to art school  at all, and half of me winces in pain to see all the stereotypical students I've been in school with for the last 4 years portrayed in the movie. I do like the addition of John Malkovich though. I just watched Of Mice and Men again, and it's hard for me to get used to the fact that he's not retarded in this movie.
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(neniu temo) [aŭg. 1-a, 2007|10:09 am]
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